Friday, December 28, 2007

8 Ways to answer MONEY CHEATING PHONE CALLS!

Many of us have received lots and lots of phone calls like this:
"OMG! YOU JUST WON $100,000,000,000,000,000,000.......!!! FASTER COME AND COLLECT YOUR MONEY!"

or

"YOU LUCKY THING! YOU ARE THE 100TH CALLER OF OUR COMPANY AND WE WILL REWARD YOU WILL $100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0000....if you..."

Yes, i know most of us are aware of that and wont be that stupid anymore. But there is still some dumb dumb greedy people who got cheated!They are cheated for pig's sake...their own stupid greedy minds and lost lots of money.

I mean seriously, what makes you think you are so Lucky? Why would someone suddenly give you money? Why you can win something you didnt even joined?? Are you that stupid??

We were thinking of ways to answer them if they ask for money and these ways are surely a GREAT way to defend yourself and they cant do anything to you.

normally they will say you will have to collect your prize where where where then say you missed your chance when they called your names many times on the stage and you didnt turn up blah blah blah and then ask for your back account to transfer money to them. But before having your money, you will have to pay a certain amount of transaction fees.

#1 (From my cousin)
Cheaters,"We are from XXX company and you just won a prize!"
Answer: I am only 15 years old.../i dont have bank account!"


Explanation: Kids under 18 years old doesnt have a bank account like that/ without bank account, they cant do anything.

#2 (from my cousin too)
Animal Cheaters," HEY! YOU WON! CONGRATS!"
Answer:" YOU NEVER STUDY MORAL A! YOUR MOTHER DIDNT TEACH YOU NOT TO CHEAT PEOPLE MEH?! WHY YOU GOT HANDS GOT LEG GOT BRAIN, WHY DONT GO DO A PROPER WORK!? WHY DO SUCH A THING! WHY YOU TELL YOU WHY! YOU VERY EVIL LO! ALWAYS CHEATED PEOPLE! !@#$%^&*(!@#$%^&*...!@#$%^&

Explanation: They will say they are busy and cut off the line. No ones going to listen to the SPEECH anyway. Or if they really do, just curse more. I am sure that will work somehow..

#3 (From me!)
Animals,"Hello. YOU JUST WON A PRIZE!"
Me,"O.."
Animals," YAda ydada blah blah blah."
Me,"o.."
Animals," Blah blah blah..."
Me,"O.."
Animals,"So what's your account number?"
Me,"Apa kamu cakap?/Ni jiang shen me?/Nadewhatthewoot??/(Any other language, and that includes alien languange)

Explanation: HAHA! Just listen to what they say if you have time. Let them waste their money...and talk to them with any possible language they will not understand. They will get fed up and cut off the line. HAHA!

#4 (From me)
Idiot cheaters,"Hello."
Answer," Dont cheat me. I know you are cheaters."
Idiots,"..."

Explanation:This is a good way if you dont have time and you are certainly sure they are cheaters. You can identify them if you are using a mobile phone and saw some weird 4 digit numbers, normally, it was them.

#5 (from me)
Idiots,"Hello! YOU WON! Where are you from?"
Answer:" Let me ask you first. Where are you from?"
Idiots(this is what they will normally say),"I am from Semenanjung."
Answer,"Semenanjung where?"
Idiots,"XXXXX"

Answer,"Sorry, there isnt a place like this on the map. Bye bye."

Explanation: Normally these cheaters aren't from Malaysia. So, they are kinda stupid about the geography of Malaysia.

#6 (From mommy and me)
Idiots:" Hello?"
Answer (Act like a little GIRL):" Hello..."
Idiot:" Can i speak to your mommy?"
Answer (Shout like a mad dog!):" XIAO A YOU! CRAZY! YOU CALL LIMPEH CALL LIPEH JIU CALL MEH? LIMPEH NOT YOUR KU LI A! CALL ONE TIME NEED A LOT OF MONEY ONE A! ONE TIME RM50! LAI FASTER! SEND TO MY ACCOUNT!"


Explanation: Well. Surely. I guess you all know liao la.

#7
Pigs:" Hello! YOU WON! Send these money to XXX-XXX-XXX in an hour!"
Answer:"OK!"
Continue to online for another 1 hour...

Pigs calling again:" HELLO! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SEND MONEY? WHERE'S THE MONEY? I AM VERY BUSY ONE F ASTER SEND!"
Answer:"I already send o. You go check again."
Continue play...
Pigs:"WHERE GOT?!"
Answer:" got..got got...."

Explanation: This can go on and on forever as long as you dont send the money. It's fun seeing them being angry..and looks stupid too...LOL!

These are just some funny funny ways. But if you really dont like it, you can try this one.

#8
Cheater Company:" Helloo! You Won.."
Answer:" Bye."

3 comments:

SEO Engineering 101 said...

I always say this is XXXC POLICE STATION.....

theee heee heee
azrin @ http://www.azrin.net

Christine said...

nice one too!!!

Alyssa said...

nicely done LOL ; D